unless of course, I give up E-mail as well. Whatever.


Sitting in a Tree Part IV.IAfter breakfast, Debbie joined her husband and son in watching educational programming. “You know…” Debbie hesitantly removed her eyes from the television to meet Peter’s. “Ever since you mentioned shopping, I’ve kind of been in the mood for it.” “Well…we’ve got a…” He motioned to the hypnotized lump in his lap. “Yeah…but I was thinking,” Debbie now shifted herself to face Peter. “What if we left him with your friends at the agency for the day?” Peter was excited to hear this, however, his skepticism got the best of him, and he decided to play innocent. “Really? I thought that new mothers were afraid to leave their chiSitting in a Tree Part IV.I


Sitting in a Tree Part IIIThe next morning, Peter woke up to the sound of the baby crying. Still a bit uneasy from last night’s drinking, he stumbled to his feet, and made his way to the child’s crib. “What’s the matter m’boy?” He spoke as if the baby could comprehend what he was saying. The child continued to cry. “Ah, you probably haven’t had a diaper change in a while.” Peter, despite his ability to handle his liquor relatively well, scraped his arm on the child’s bird-like talons when he went to pick him up. He winced a bit, but did not stop to check his arm until he had changed the boy’s diaper. When he was finished, he found that his skin gave way and he wSitting in a Tree Part III
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